Wednesday, August 5, 2009

A Waste Of Make-Up!

Have you ever woken up and not wanted to get ready? There are just some mornings in which you say to yourself "Whats the point?"

Now anyone who knows me knows that I am always the first person to want to get all dolled up!!That I will find ANY occasion to bust out the glitter eyeliner and throw some curly locks in my hair. I love the days in which my jeans fit every curve perfectly and I can slip into an amazing pair of hooker heels and turn some heads.....

Then there are those RARE occasions in which I completely resent the blow dryer and will avoid at all costs, the mascara tube!!! These are also the days in which I can spend minutes upon minutes (turning quickly into hours) just staring at everything in my closet..... looking through the tank tops, the short sleeves, the 3/4 sleeves, and the long sleeves and the only thing that looks appealing is the over sized EMS sweatshirt with matchin over sized EMS sweatpants!! No actual body shape can be made out... my feet can hide snuggly into the bottom of the sweats, thus doubling as slippers (who doesn't love that), and I can eat anything I want all day and these clothes will always feel big!! Its amazing!

So here it is ,the infamous question in upon me, yet again.... "to get ready or not to get ready" So whats a girl to do? Well, we all know the one time that we don't go through the hassles of getting ready you will meet the most amazing looking man, and you look like something straight out of some sort of sci-fi thriller movie. Or someone of very high importance will show up on your doorstep and they will be witness to your crazy hair and facial imperfections.... Awesome!

So you do what every other person has done today, you suck in up and get in the shower! You get out and slave over a hot blow dryer, curling iron, straightener, and any other tool used to fry your hair. You pull out the make up bag filled with tubes, wands, eye lash torture devices, and endless containers of various powders in a rainbow of colors. You spend countless seconds and minutes perfecting your look and by the end of it you look human again (you hope).

Now, we know where this is going.... Yepp today turns out to be the most uneventful day of your existence!! You don't end up meeting anyone fabulous or amazing and no one shows up on your doorstep. You might as well be that girl who got all dressed up and looking amazing sitting on her couch waiting for her prom date that has stood her up! Its pathetic!

So as you are pulling a brush through your hair (hair that took time and precision) and throwing it into a pony tale getting ready for bed. You also take a look at the wash cloth that just left your face and you see a resemblance of your face reflecting in the rag. You just wiped away the thousands of cosmetics that was applied to your face in effort to make you look flawless. Suddenly you realize something..... An epiphany moment strikes and the light bulb comes on....

Yes folks its true, today was a complete waste of make-up!

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